Competition Entries
Name	Picture	Caption	Name	Picture	Caption
darren		(Loudspeaker) "Today's referee lists military haridressing amongst his hobbies."	joyce pengelly		I'm practising my swimming strokes for when i go to the beach
joyce pengelly		I'm going for a stroll down to the beach, any body else coming?	tim mcnamara		dont f**k with the baldies
James Murray		(Bodde to Martinez pitchside) "come on boss, I'm trying to be the Dutch Roy Keane here and I got Prats dancing alongside me and Robbo givin the whole limp wrist approach out on the left. I don't want to look right in case i see Tommy B shaving his legs in a puddle.	Richard Cooling		And the centre circle dance off winner is....................
Tony Dixon		Strongest evidence yet that referees are not getting players to remove all jewellery and Bodde piercings.	Roger James		Pratley "By the lefffftt! Quiiiick Marrrrch!!!".........Bodde "That's it! Back to Holland for me!"
danny robinson		prats- thanks 4 that m8, you stay down let 1 of the other lads have a go. Bodde- no way not me m8. Robbo- mite aswell oooohhhhh. Southend player-am gettin away from these. Player on floor- plesse just hurry up.	Tony Dixon		Strongest evidence yet that referees are failing to get players to remove all jewellery and Bodde piercings.
Joseph		Simon sayes if you've got a bald head stand up!!!!	Jonathan Taylor		Put an 'X' where you think the hair is in this picture....
tubs		you put your right leg in, your right leg out, in,out,in,out and shake it all about "c'mon andy join in"	Ian Wishart		(Pratley)I like driving in my car it aint quite a Jaguar. (Bodde)Hey boss he's at it again,sort him out.I just dont know him anymore.
Gary Martin		Robinson looks worryingly on at Roberto's attempt to use robots to solve his midfield injury crisis.	Tony Dixon		Player on floor: "I just want to get me 'uddersfield" Bodde: "No way pal" Pratley: "Taxi!" Robbo: "Hello sailor!"
Mike Thomas		Yorkshireman interrupts Swans line-dancing club when he spots 2p on the floor.	Adam Tucker		Trevor Sinclair - if i stair at the ball long enough maybe we will get a freekick Prats - no chance bro, just kleep walking
Lee		Ferrie: Where's my den haag fans?? Darren: Dancing over there Man on Floor: il crouch behind him you push him	Ian		Robbo me and you are history luv. I knew Pratley was walking funny for some reason.
frank		look bodde hes gonna trip pratley up nope i cant look			and the next dive is from a terrier. but the 2 swansea judges have given it a swansea 1-0 win
Thiswan		Right carm' down carm' down who took Darren's Cornet?	Steve Davies		He's only showing off ref coz he's got hair!
nigel stephens		Robbo"ohh seems like a nice boy"	Aberystwyth Jack		IF LIL LEON WOULD SHAVE HIS HEAD WE'D BE THE FORESKINS!!
tom connor		quick darren run ..hes gonna bite your arse	Ashley		Ferrie: This guy is crap at hide and seek.
Super Gaz		pratley takes dancing on ice abit to far this time. with ferrie declaring that he wnt take part	Philip Smith		Ferrie cross - no mercy!
tim concannon		pratley...one step beyond	IAN CURTIS		No Daz I dont want to dance with you
Jack-Nut		Are you watching this he can even score with his eyes closed?	Paul Gray		"You've taken his leg clean off there Ferrie. Just keep walking and whistling as though nothing has happened."
Dafydd y Garreg Wen		Darren, don't put your foot down! My contact lens is right there	.	.	.

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