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Graham HarrisNow I have you in my power.............. Remember; us referees are like Gods. We never make mistakes. You will believe that every decision we make is correct even if it seems ridiculous. Pass this information on to your players and remember...there is no conspiracy, we are never wrong.John Trist "Rise Sir Jack Of Swansea"
Alison TamlinI know, I know Mr Monk... after the pitches you have played on recently I am not surprised you are pleased to get back to the green green grass of home at the LibertyRichard of WarwickAre you blind Ref? Can't you see it's heads?
Mike AlexanderI tell you what Garry, if someone takes a photo of this I bet they use it for a caption competition. Never mind that, just help me find Leon in this divot.Nigel EastonI am sure your contact lenses are here ref - you certainly need to go to specsavers!
Philip SmithIf I can find my white stick and dark glasses I will help you find your fitness!Philip SmithThank you for offering me the chance to have my way with you, but I am still not going to award a penalty to the Swans!
AdamDoes my backside look good in these shortsDarren JohnWait a minute ref i only need to find another £1 an i will be able to buy Cardiff
Tarquin Jacki dont care if you are english you play for a welsh club and you aint having a penaltyChris NewportRefs howling decisons makes monk physically sick
David ReesNo matter how much praying you do. Your team will never get a penalty!Anthony DewsIm sorry, no matter how much you beg I am not giving a decision in your favour!!!!
Darren LambdenArise Sir Garry of MonkshireBabbIt`s ok you dont have to go down on your knees garry boy, ur in a Welsh team playing in an English league of course i`m going to favour them now get up you fool
David ReesWe can't wait all day to look for your penny. David Webbornyou can beg as much as you like,but unless you put a blue shirt on your not getting a penalty
John DaviesJackett said you couldn't do real pushupsIan WishartWith theese healing hands I command you HEAL. I HAVE THE POWER!!!
John Turnerlook,i cant blow for time without that pea, so keep lookingMick LewisOh how I hate playing Cardiff !That's the fifteenth coin that's hit me and it's not even half-time yet!
Mick LewisThat was a brilliant goal by your centre forward , I'd get up quick if I was you though as he's about to crash land on your back!Martin Williamsbow down son the boss paulo has just entered the stadium
Mathew Heatmanhave you found the coin yet its there somewhere do it like thisBrian Hannifinyouv,e been a bhaaaaa bhaaaaaad boy, you Mutton do it again
Sarah ThomasG'boy, now drop the ball at my feet.Rob Banx Hey Garry, sorry to tell you, the TV cameras are not here to-day.
Andrew WhelanArise, Sir Gary of Monksville!John CleverlyI'll get up in a minute, Mr. Risdale wants his 10 p back
Gareth J Jones"Let that be a lesson, your not too big to go over my knee."Bob HughesNo matter how much you beg..... it's still not a penalty.


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